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Анекдоты

Умерли Буш, Путин и Рахмон, попали в ад.
Через некоторое время Бушу захотелось позвонить домой, он стал просить разрешения у черта, а тот говорит: “Не положено вообще-то, но так уж и быть, стоимость минуты миллион долларов, звони”. Поговорил Буш, заплатил. Захотел поговорить с домом Путин тоже, назначили цену миллион рублей за минуту, он тоже поговорил, заплатил. А Рахмон говорил минут десять, потом отдал мобильный черту – и все. Обиделись Путин и Буш – “Что такое, мы столько денег заплатили, а ему так запросто, бесплатно! ” Черт отвечает – ” а у нас внутри сети звонки бесплатные”

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